doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created


" I don’t think so, I don’t even remember, I was just trying to make him laugh - that’s all I was trying to do"


ittlebitz:

istytehcrawk:

It’s the ball from the first game we ever scored at.

He has a ring on it.

Oh.


Manuel Neuer + quotes


Manuel "oh shit I need to fix my hair" Neuer


suitfer:

au where kurt and blaine meet at comic con, kurt cosplaying captain america and blaine freaking out over him plus sam being the embarrassing best friend~!


But first, let me take a selfie!


nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…


Somehow we forget that all that matters is people. And whether we walk away leaving them better or worse for having met us.